My dad: Don't be getting too nasty about Peytonmanning.com.
Me: Why not?
My dad: I don't want them tracing it back to my house.
Yeah...cause men in dark suits are going to show up at the door and say, "Excuse me, sir, have you been blaspheming The Peyton?
"I'm sorry, sir, you're going to have to come with us."