Bits and Pieces
Watching the game last night:
Kellie: I love Wake. I think he's really cute. And he's just got this quiet dignity and those basset-hound eyes...I just love him.
Me: Um...okay. He's got kind of a beaky nose...
Kellie: Hey, at least I don't like old, fat pitchers.
Me: Shut up!! Do not call him old, okay!!??
Kellie: What, he is
Me: Yeah, well, at least he doesn't have jughandle ears and need his own stupid catcher and didn't lose Game 7!!!
Kellie: (taking serious offense now) WHOA!!!!!! Wake did not lose Game 7!! Don't you ever say that!!! (dramatically) It was Grady!!! THAT BASTARD hurt my Wakey!!!!!
Both of us realize what we sound like, and burst out laughing. Doug Mirabelli then hits his second home run.
Meanwhile, an experiment...