Now this guy is awesome.
Congratulations to the reigning King of Mulletude, Randy "Big Unit" Johnson, who last night became the oldest pitcher in the history of baseball to throw a perfect game--as well as probably the tallest, skinniest, and the one with the most phallic nicknames.
As Bob Lobel would say, why can't we get players like that?
Also (belatedly) congrats to the same Randy Johnson for starring in--by my estimation, at least--the funniest deodorant commercial ever made.*
*I tried like hell to find a link to a video clip, or at least a still picture, of this commercial, and failed. So for those of you unfortunates who have led deprived lives without seeing the Randy Johnson commercial for Right Guard deoderant, it basically consists of the Big Unit drilling a bunch of previously tough guys with bright green dodgeballs while they try to get away and scream like girls. It is awesome.