Last night I had to work getting election results from various towns, and on my way from place to place I found myself listening to election coverage on various radio stations as if it was a ball game. I felt bad about that--maybe sports shouldn't take precedence over major government affairs. Yeah, just maybe.
But then I heard a commentator say this: "This election is like Red Sox and Yankees, Game 7, right down to the wire."
Glad we could set the standard for importance.
Meanwhile, I hear a giant sucking sound...