Tell 'Em What He's Won, Johnny
Absolutely nothing. You get nothing. But pride.
Still, here are my completely arbitrarily chosen winners for last week's silly caption contest.
I will tolerate no whining about this. Seriously. It's a stupid contest anyway. There's no prize. Dude, really. Don't be dumb enough to whine if your caption isn't chosen. Please?
1. Hold it like an egg. Like an egg. NOT LIKE A HARDBOILED EGG, LIKE A BABY BIRD EGG!
2.So Pedro, have you ever had that not-so-fresh feeling?
By Al D.
3.Curt demonstrates just how to execute the A-Rod "bitch-slap".
4."Hey, wanna see a trick I learned from a stripper in Vegas?"
5. Thanks, beautiful
By Al D.
Although inspired, the Fenway Street Players' dinner theatre version of "Deliverance" was not the hit they'd hoped for.
"This is so cool. They're treating me like I could beat someone up!"
7."Hey, guys! Wanna know what A-Rod smells like?"
8."I slap balls"
9. The Damon is able to burrow effectively, due to the protective layer of stiff bristles about its snout. This evolutionary adaptation allows the Damon to move earth with its face safely and without worry for its tender skin.
By Boston Fan in Michigan
10. (toward the Yankees dugout) Was this what you wanted?
There. Happy? Gah, now leave me alone.