Feivel Goes WestIf you want to follow Derek Lowe's continued comedic stylings on the Left Coast, Dodger Blues (the Golden State answer to Surviving Grady) is a great place to start:
The Dodgers are flying Derek Lowe to L.A. on Monday for a physical. At least we think it's a phyiscal. In typical Dodger fashion, even Lowe isn't sure: "I'm flying to L.A. tomorrow morning, that is all I know," said the 31-year-old right-hander. "I think I'm taking a physical tomorrow." We would have loved to have heard the conversation between Lowe and Paul DePodesta:
PDP: "Derek, we'd like you to come to L.A. on Monday."
DL: "Great, so I'll be taking a physical?"
PDP: "As I said, we'd like you to be here Monday."
DL: "Yeah, um... why, exactly?"
PDP: "Jesus, you win a couple postseason games and you think you're entitled to all the answers? Fuckin' east coasters, man."
DL: "All I'm asking is--"
PDP: "Derek, I have to go... Kim Ng farted in my office again."