Little Light Today
So let's go to the Land of Make-Believe, shall we? And imagine what it would be like...if Beth met Tom Brady...
(Wayne's World Style dream-sequence action:) Doodlee-doo, Doodlee-doo, Doodlee-doo...
Beth: Um, hi. Welcome to Cursed and...First. I'm.. Beth.. and, my guest tonight is... one of the... greatest sex--uh, football. I guess, quarterback, ever. [ Smacks herself] GOD! That sounds stupid! God, I'm an idiot! I never know how to start these things!
Tom Brady: You're doing great, Beth.
Beth: [ hopeful ] Really? No, I'm not. [ hyperventilating ] Anyway... I guess... I didn't have, have to say, who you were, because... man, I mean... everyone knows who you are. Mmm... you're Tom Brady.
Tom Brady: Well, it's great to be here.
Beth: [ uncomfortable ] You... you... you remember when you like, won two Super Bowls?
Tom Brady: Yeah, sure.
Beth: That was awesome!
Tom Brady: Yeah, it was.
Beth: O-kay... Oh! You... you remember when you were down by one point... and, uh, and Adam missed the field goal, and... and everything..?
Tom Brady: Well, to be honest, Beth, I'd kind of like to forget all of that.
Beth: [ smacks herself harder ] IDIOT!! That's so stupid! What a dumb question!!
Tom Brady: No, no, no, Beth. I get asked that all the time in interviews. Bob Lobel asked the same question last week.
Beth: Really? [ pause ]
[Tom Brady starts to get uncomfortable]
Beth: That's pretty awesome. [ pause ]
Tom Brady: O-kay...
Beth: Remember... you remember when you were in the Super Bowl, and you were down a point, and, uh, Carolina scored a touchdown, and, like, uh, went for two points, and they, like, didn't make it, and, then you came back out on the field, and uh, everyone knew you were going to win anyway?
Tom Brady: Yeah...
Beth: That was awesome.
Tom Brady: Um...
("Raw Material" for this
ripoff brilliant piece stolen found here)