Turns out Yankees fans DO have a sense of humor. This post by YF over at Yanks Fan vs. Sox Fan yesterday completely cracked me up:
Oh, how cute. We hope SF has plenty of tissues on hand for himself and his compatriots. And it's of course nice to see that he's gotten a head start on the season, and is already smearing this year's Yankee squad for...good behavior! Yeah, it'll hurt. For like 9 minutes, or however long the Fenway genies can draw out their little ceremony. We're sure Affleck will be involved. Won't that be nice?
Anyhow, while the Sox are out there weeping and calling each other crazy idiots and pretending Stephen King isn't creeping everyone out, the Yanks will be back in their clubhouse, watching video or whatever it is they do before games. A-Rod can hit the stairmaster. Jorge can call his kids. Glanville can negotiate long-term lease options on high value Philadelphia commercial properties.
And then, after all of the bullshit, they will walk out onto the field and begin a season long ass-kicking of your Red Sox, who are TOTALLY DOOMED. That's right, DOOMED.
DOOMED. That's right, DOOMED.
Feel free to post multiple "LOLs" in response to this. Here or over there is fine by me.