For the fourth time in the last week or so, my cell phone has informed me that the Orioles are pounding the shit out of the Sox.
I keep trying to remind myself of Keith Foulke's ERA last year in Spring Training, but...damn.
Can anyone who is actually getting to watch these games put me at ease? Is there a reason for it, like they're playing their starters and we're playing all AA guys? Or that the Sox are just being lackadaisacal because it's still March? Or Manny and Papi are trying to bat from the opposite sides of the plate just for shits and giggles?
Please say yes. Or something like it.