Dewey's managed to make me feel better about The Theo Situation.
My overwhelming love for Keith Foulke is such that, as I once put it, "He'd probably need to kill a puppy in front of me before I'd admit he was a jerk." And as Amy once put it back to me, "No, even then you'd probably say, 'He didn't mean it like that'." But, sadly, a little website called On the DL has actually managed to chip away at Keith's pedestal in my mind.
What I want to know is, guys, what would possess you to let yourself be photographed?
Finding myself addicted to this site despite its devastatingly iconoclastic effects, I soon found another gossip hub, BadJocks.com. Can't...stop...reading...sports...tabloids...
The Onion now has its own sports section. The highlights so far: Peyton Manning's Wife Tired of His Constant "Audibles" at "The Line of Scrimmage" and MLB Promises Next Season Will Be Even More Predictable.