Zach at Elephants in Oakland's reaction to the A's resigning Ken Macha:
It's like the girl you're interested in finally broke up with the guy who date raped her and beat the shit out of her for three years, while you consoled her and counseled her all the while - only to have her ask him back ten days later.
And they took off for Las Vegas with the $1000 you gave her to move out on her own.
In your car.
And your wallet was in the front seat.
And they hit your dog as they sped off into the night.
And the dog is not dead, but he's going to have to be put down.
Here you were trying to give her space and play it cool.
That's right up there with Sam's kitten thing.