Brilliant!

Kristen emailed me the following excerpt from a conversation she had with Marianne. I had to post this, because holy shit I love these girls and this is why.

Kristen: Goddamit, I shoulda gone to a sports school.

Marianne: If for no other reason than a few years after graduation you could say "Oh, Tom Brady? yeah, I had us history with him." Or, "Oh, Tom Brady? Yeah, I had sex with him on the pool table of a frat house"

Kristen: //"Oh, Tom Brady? Yeah, I had sex with him on the pool table of a frat house"//

I totally say this all the time anyway. Heh.

Marianne: OMG WOW INDESIGN IS TEH FUNNEST PROGRAM EVER YAY

Kristen: Not funner than having sex with Tom Brady on a pool table in a frat house. No way. Actually, I think Tom Brady is too hot to be good in bed. And I said "funner." And my boss just came up behind me as I was typing "sex with Tom Brady on a pool table in a frat house." Awesome.

Marianne: //my boss just came up behind me as I was typing "sex with Tom Brady on a pool table in a frat house.//

Surely he's read much worse over your shoulder than that. I mean, there was not even any mention of cock rings or showers or circumcision or anything.

P.S. Speaking of brilliant, today's Soxaholix is not to be missed.

P.P.S. Jose Melendez endorsed my book! I feel I have finally arrived.

P.P.P.S. Quoth Emma:

And seriously, it's getting the point with the O-Line where I'm gonna have to go buy some shoulder pads, tie Nick Kaczur to a pipe somwhere underneath Gillette, and protect No. 12 myself...Thinking about it, offensive lineman might be the only position I could play. I got the upper arm strength. And believe it or not, the protective spurts of aggression.

She goes to Hahvid, ya know.

Comments

[Kristen]

I probably should have mentioned that the picture is from Sam's blog. So technically, as is often the case, she started this.

[2632]

I feel so loved!

[the girl in camouflage]

I didn't have sex with Tom Brady on a pool table, but I did see him at a frat party once, and also a few times around campus. Saw Brian Griese at a frat party after we won the championship, in early 1998. I also did not have sex on the pool table with him. I guess I missed my chances!