Courtesy of Bill Simmons:
Please tell me that A-Rod and Jason Varitek are miked throughout the World Baseball Championships, and that every awkward interaction is being captured for some sort of documentary. Please. Pretty please.
Yeah, I'm mailing it in today. Just haven't been the same since getting the crap kicked out of me in a mosh pit and then drinking multiple Jell-O shots and liquor out of plastic pineapples at Kristen's house--I could make a hip-hop video out of footage from this past weekend, and Christ am I paying the piper now. Anyway I had bloggherea a couple of days ago, so go read that again if you want my witty insights.
I figure, if Soxaholix can get a mulligan, so can I.