TIM MCCARVER:"In Scrabble, W's are worth more than S's, but for Papelbon, S's are worth more than W's."
JOE BUCK: "...Folks, you can feel free to just shut off your TV right now. Just go do something else."
Also, when they showed Papelbon talking trash in the bullpen about his Scrabble abilities--somehow trash talk sounds incredible in that drawl of his--complete with neck-workin' and one finger held sassily in the air while he said, "Don't make me bring the Scrabble board to tha lawker room..." I pretty much died instantly.
(I must note here also that I would absolutely waste your ass at Scrabble, Jonathan Papelbon.)