The Indianapolis Colts are no longer undefeated. It turns out it wasn't their divisional nemesis, the Broncos, who delivered their defeat--nor was it their postseason foe, the Patriots. lnstead, it was the lowly 5-4 (prior to the game) Dallas Cowboys who beat Indianapolis, though former Indianapolis asshole Mike Vanderjagt wasn't a part of the defeat--in fact, he missed two field goals and looked like a crushed and broken man, which was pretty much a perfect scenario in my eyes.
Meanwhile, in the game's final minutes, down by an even seven points, the Colts drove all the way down inside the five-yard line and failed to score. Peyton's first reaction following the fourth and final ineffectual touchdown attempt? To make The Face and flail his arms calling for pass interference.
People seriously wonder why I think he's a tool.









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