Question: Why isn't Prince doing any of his own songs?
My mother commented that Prince doesn't look as sopping wet as he should be in the driving rain. "That's because he's impervious to rain," Steve says.
"Set..." I say to Steve in the Dave Chappelle as Prince Voice. "Match."
"See all those little honeys and chickies out there jumping around? The field's going to be totally fucked up now," my dad says.
Ah, now he's doing "Purple Rain."
"Is this almost over or what here?" dad moans.
Wooo hoo hoo hoo...Woo hoo hoo hoo...