"Timlin asks if it's hard to do sissy-girl calisthenics one-handed."

I haven't read something this funny since Surviving Grady's now-legendary "Born Again, Hard". Go read it. Please. I insist.

Speaking of Surviving Grady, they still got it, too:

I think what we need -- what America needs -- are more ads featuring Red Sox players chugging brewskis. I mean, check out the way D-Mat handles his man-sized thirst. Cool, right? You bet your ass it is, white boy. I'd love to see something similar with Ortiz pulling from a 40-ounce Haffenreffer. Or Tavarez guzzling Night Train. Or Timlin sucking the blood from a fresh-killed bison.

I also feel compelled to make note of this article, but don't read that one right after the other two above unless you want to have serious emotional whiplash.

Comments

[Iain]

Wonder what it would take to get people saying "just Paps being Paps."

Brilliant!

Thanks for the heads-up on a classic post :-)