Speaking of Surviving Grady, they still got it, too:
I think what we need -- what America needs -- are more ads featuring Red Sox players chugging brewskis. I mean, check out the way D-Mat handles his man-sized thirst. Cool, right? You bet your ass it is, white boy. I'd love to see something similar with Ortiz pulling from a 40-ounce Haffenreffer. Or Tavarez guzzling Night Train. Or Timlin sucking the blood from a fresh-killed bison.
I also feel compelled to make note of this article, but don't read that one right after the other two above unless you want to have serious emotional whiplash.