Former Red Sox (!!) All-Star (!!!) Jose Offerman has, one can only hope, reached the rock bottom of his baseball career, having attacked a single-A pitcher and catcher with a baseball bat. The Connecticut Post has a slideshow of the incident here (link via the Boston.com blog). Another piss-poor thing that happened: it appears an opposing coach tackled the poor pitcher once the benches cleared.
Almost as regrettably, two other former Red Sox starred in this video (link via Amy).