I know this has been making the rounds for a little while, but I need to have it on this blog for as long as YouTube lets it stay up. Because oh, my God. Where to begin?
This might warrant a top ten like the Cookie Video did.
Top 10 Lines in this Video
10."...when we was with the Fightin' Fish..."
9."Youkilis feeds off how ugly he really is."
8."Don't ever leave your helmet off that long during a pitching change, cause the kids were petrified up in the stands."
7. "Ladies love him here, with the big chin, and the big goatee that makes it look even bigger."
6."Ortiz, you know you're not good looking, but with [money gesture] this, you're hot, cause you got that little show beard..."
5."If he didn't have all that money, he might not be as sexy."
4."He's kinda hot if you take away the Mike Dukakis eyebrows."
3."Yeah, Josh is a mulligan."
2."When you have a head that's shaped like a Milk Dud, get [your batting helmet] on as quick as possible."
1."Maybe we can get some, like, Just For Men from Wakefield or something."
The Wakefield line? I died. D-I-E-D. Also, please, please let Josh be the guest in one of these videos someday. Please.
(Many thanks to commenter Jai for the heads up on this vid.)