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April 26, 2005



Not only are the Orioles in first place, but they are second-best in the American League. The best? The White Sox. April standings are so surreal.


Those of us who attended the game gave Wells a ration of crap before he even took the mound. Nobody was all, "Whoo Wells!" I think the best he got was "Go Boomer! C'mon, Fattie!"


I anxiously await the press conference in which Francona simply bares his ass to the crowd, with a goofy face scrawled across his buttocks in lipstick.

You know it's going to happen.


Remember how the NY Jets started off like 5-0 last year? Remember how all the Jets fans were going crazy and thinking the Jets would make the Super Bowl, but the Patriots fans knew there was no f'ing way it would happen?

Same thing with the Orioles and Red Sox. It's early. Just give it time.

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